Little Known Fact: If You Learned To Fight By Watching Movies, You’d Be Disemboweled In A Viking Slap Fight

Little Known Fact: If You Learned To Fight By Watching Movies, You’d Be Disemboweled In A Viking Slap Fight

Then again, nothing you learn by watching movies is of any use to you in the real world anyway. Romance in movies is a protection order in real life. You will not become Marvin Hagler because you’re angry. And I don’t know how to break it to you, but animals and babies can’t talk.

3 thoughts on “Little Known Fact: If You Learned To Fight By Watching Movies, You’d Be Disemboweled In A Viking Slap Fight”

  1. Swords are all well and good, but my trusty .38 hammerless is the way to go.

    Now that I think about it, I wonder if the .38 would go through chain mail.

  2. –*Now that I think about it, I wonder if the .38 would go through chain mail.*–

    You would have to throw it really hard.

  3. Sucked to be a viking. The moves are great, but being 200 lbs. overweight would have been an advantage, too.

    I know I can’t learn from this movie, but maybe there’s an app…

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