I wish more marketing groups were run by borderline sociopathic boys. Then we’d have more ads like this one.
OK, so things have changed a little bit since 1942. For example, the video doesn’t offer any tips on how to treat an infected tattoo. There’s nothing on what to do when your chick falls off the back. They offer no advice on what to say if Schwarzenegger asks for your boots, your clothes, and your motorcycle. By I’m quibbling. You’ll certainly be able to qualify as an organ donor if you watch the video. Where to steal a motorcycle is up to you.
I don’t recall the roads being as small as this traffic cone course. This is a big motorcycle, but the course is not regulation size for a road. What this course is actually for is to practice riding a motorbike inside a house. All you have to do is leave the door open and call 911. He’ll get there faster if you live in a ranch house; stairs slow him down.
Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Chariot Motorcycle Man, in North Dakota. And even if he’s a lazy man — and the Chariot Motorcycle Man was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in North Dakota, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man.
Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But — aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.