What Every Borderline Sociopathic Boy Knows: I’m Alright; It’s The World That’s All Wrong
It’s like Mr. Bean on acid. I mean, it’s like watching Mr. Bean on acid. That is to say, it’s like watching Mr. Bean on acid, on acid.
Only About 113 Percent Better Than Gone In Sixty Seconds
Hot glue gun action! Or is that hotglue gun action? Hmmm. Might be hot gluegun action. Perhaps hot glue-gun action. Maybe hot, hot glue-gun action…
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. He uses his hot glue gun to melt mozzarella sticks onto his crackers)
It’s Only 115 Percent Better Than Transformers, And On A Budget Of 116 Percent Less
Epic stop-motion goodness.
The Borderline Cyrillic Blog For Boys, Distilled
Ah, mother Russia. The land of scrambled limbs and dashcams. Folderol and self-immolation. Their coat of arms is a fork in an outlet; their national anthem is a whoopee cushion under a faceplant. God bless them, and keep them. He must have a big collection of them by now; they burn bright but don’t last long.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. He’s moved halfway to Russia to observe them more closely)