Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
I was feeling a little pixellated this morning myself.
(Thanks to the decidedly non-glitchy Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)
If You’re Going To Skateboard In A Place That Still Canes People For This And That, You Better Look Buttoned-Down While Doing It
And don’t chew gum. You don’t want to get your ass in a Singapore sling.