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Joshua Slocum Approves

Joshua Slocum Approves

Zac Sunderland is the youngest person to sail alone around the world. Just 17 years old. First person that tells him to get a haircut and a job gets a beating from me.

The pirates let him pass. I bet ninjas, highwaymen, rogues, and various other marauders would have too. Professional courtesy.

Thanks, Pastor Jeff, for sending this along.

David Meshow Is The Most Famous Person You’ve Never Heard Of

David Meshow Is The Most Famous Person You’ve Never Heard Of

He’s our Honorary Borderline Sociopath of the Day, for understanding that you always take everything you’re doing seriously, but you never take yourself seriously.

That video alone has over eight million YouTube views, and he’s got lots more just like it. Let’s see you do that by yourself in a bedroom at your Mom’s house.

Rock on, dude. The David Meshow.

So I’m In This Bar…

So I’m In This Bar…

I was batting cleanup for the Yankees at the time. I was wearing my Congressional Medal of Honor over my Marks and Spencer suit and flashing a bit of cash. I couldn’t have attracted more women if I was a bonbon factory having a day-old sale.

And then this bowlegged Italian-looking guy about three feet tall comes in.

I imagine I’ll feel that alone again two weeks after they bury me.

(Thanks to Mr. Arthur for reminding us of Fangio)