This Kid’s Got Potential
When your access to women is limited, you have to learn to lie to the only ones available. After you get your driver’s license, you can start lying to girls over a larger range.You’ll go far in this world, young man.
Winner Of School Talent Show Probably Didn’t Know It Was A Talent Show, Just Acts Like That All The Time
Do you want KARATE?
2012 Highland Park, Michigan Firefighter Helmetcam
(Tedious, potty-mouthed rap soundtrack)
Somehow or another, these heavyweights answer the bell, round after round. Living on the Borderline.
Borderline Sociopathic Boys Have Daughters Sometimes, And Have No Idea What To Do With Them
Look, honey! I made you a miniature cannon for Christmas! I always wanted a miniature cannon for Christmas, but everyone said I’d shoot my eye out — and the whole orbital bone, and a good bit of my temporal lobe — but I was determined that my daughter would get the cannon I, er, she wanted for Christmas.