NEVER GIVE UP! Unless You’re A Frostbitten Asiatic Clam. If You’re One Of Those, You’re Screwed
Commander Taggart approves.
It’s Just Another Day For Aussie Contractor Man
Aussie Contractor Man is in the market in Perth, where a toddler stops breathing. The toddler’s mother doesn’t know who to turn to. Aussie Contractor Man knows what to do. Heimlich in case something’s lodged in there, and then the breath of life. Aussie Contractor Man puts the life back in the little girl, because that’s what Aussie Contractor Man is prone to do. Stuff like that. Way to go, Aussie Contractor Man, says daddy of toddler, with a big hug at the end. Aussie Contractor Man dispenses hugs, too, if you need one. It’s just how Aussie Contractor Man rolls.
Aussie Contractor Man.
I’ve Been In So Many Places I Shouldn’t Have Been — The World’s Largest Tree House
The State of Tennessee says it’s not safe, you can’t go in there. The State of Tennessee can shove a rope up a drainpipe.
(Thanks to the lovely and talented Daphne, who’s raising her own crop of Borderline Sociopaths, for sending that one along)
It’s… Beautiful
Shade tree mechanic. It’s the essence of the Borderline Sociopathic Boy ethos.
I don’t know anything, but I know this kid can move to Havana tomorrow and get along just fine.