Anyone who will jump a VW campervan over nothing is a god among men, of course. Jumping a campervan over something substantial, like the Grand Canyon or a Massachusetts pothole in February, would be daring, but jumping a campervan over absolutely nothing takes more than daring. It requires Also Sprach Zarathustra, and a GoPro camera. …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYww9rvQ4Q8
Happy New Year, everyone. I’ve been waiting for this moment for a very long time. Now I can unleash my wrath on anyone who used “It’s 2015” as an argument for anything. It’s no longer 2015, you fools — it’s 2016.
Way out West there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Red Green. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Red Green, he called himself Red Green. Now, Red Green — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.
While moose are indigenous to many parts of North America, I can say with absolute certainty that this video was at least inspired by Maine. There seems to be some mysterious mountains in the background, and everything is a bit out of focus, so I can’t say for sure where this video was taken. However, the Maine trademarks are splattered all over this video like Jack the Ripper had a really bad day at the office and decided to have a relaxing night out on the town.