Dear Diary: I’m Thinking Of Reading The Instructions Now
The manual is Cantonese, and I’m German, but what the hell. I once put together an IKEA shelf. Only took fourteen days. It’s leans to the left a bit, and you can’t put books on it, but I think it’s awesome. I should be able to repair a helicopter if I read a pamphlet. I’m a guy. Guys are good at that sort of thing.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)
Coming Next Fall: The Dukes Of Trips To Meineke
I know there were a lot of people there, and they were all saying various things, and in English, but all I heard was,”Goooolly Sergeant Carter, Golly Sergeant Carter, Golly Sergeant Carter…
I Think Dante Was On Deadline And Stopped Before He Got To The Circle In Hell Full Of Russian Accordionists
Bonus points for Trololo!
(Thanks to Жерар from Американский Digest for sending that one along)