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He Done Goed Up Da Hill Real Good

He Done Goed Up Da Hill Real Good

Looky here, Clem, that feller there is gohn uppa hill thar. Les jest stan on topperher a shoutin’ and a whoopin’ and a hollerin’ and a holdin’ our tellyphones in the portrait position and catch that devil if’n when he crests that buggy.

I doan wanna hear nothin’ about no Darwin, neither, cuz we all done procreated four-five times before we was even outa high school. Let them poindexters on the Intertubes worry ’bout that.

(thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

Hey, Dude. The Hood Ornament On My Old Chrysler Came Off In My Hand. Just FYI

Hey, Dude. The Hood Ornament On My Old Chrysler Came Off In My Hand. Just FYI

The Chrysler Building is the prettiest building in New Yawk. The Empire State is pretty handsome, too, but it ain’t all chromed and swoopy like it was designed by a sober kind of Frank Gehry, instead of the regular kind of Frank Gehry that’s abroad in the land designing bent buildings these days.

All that being said, for one brief shining moment, he was on top of the world, ma.  Doesn’t matter if he falls off, or climbs back in. The moment’s over one way or the other.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who was regularly pooped on by Chrysler eagles back in the day, for sending that one along)