My name is CarniK Con and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of shooting at paper targets that I developed over two seasons of going to the range every other day for a week. It’s called CarniK Con Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to shoot things with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Light, easy to handle, and effective, the Colt model 1911 is the right hand of the Allied fighting forces — except for the Russkies and the Limeys. They use whatever garbage they can get their grubby little mitts on. They can’t handle the power of a man’s gun. Going into battle with any pistol other than the Colt Model 1911 is certain death. You might as well charge the enemy with a spray bottle full of gasoline and a lighter.
There’s been a heated gun debate going on in America for some time now, and I feel like I should step in and offer my opinion. A lot of people have offered their two cents on the matter, but I feel like I can clear things up. While my opinions might not be popular, I’m speaking from the heart and that’s all that matters.
AR-15s are for big babies. There, I said it.