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We Can’t All Be Heroes

We Can’t All Be Heroes

Let’s face it. We don’t all want to drink ink and stab ourselves with forks. Play with fire and dive under ice. We don’t all have the time to ski an avalanche, and we don’t get bonus double points on our credit card by expensing trips to bear wrestling exhibitions. But we deserve to have our every damp fart videoed and posted on YouTube, don’t we? We’re citizens! We matter!

I can’t tell if the video is for regular-ass people, or for regular ass-people. Proper punctuation is so important.

Shade Tree Mechanics

Shade Tree Mechanics

Lesson one in shade tree mechanic class: Chain your engine block to the shade tree.

Lesson two: It is now easy to reach the spark plugs without hitting the fenders with the adjustable wrench.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who uses this method for dentistry as well, for sending that one along)

The Last Page Of The Internet

The Last Page Of The Internet

This is it, I think. It must be. It’s got the whole Internet, distilled down into one, pointless, mindless forty-five seconds.

I take it back. He forgot to play Rick Astley. But it was a fine effort at finishing the entire Intertunnel. Good jerb.

By the way, what’s the difference between bagpipes and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump up and down on a trampoline. Did you hear the one about…