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Hey, Kid — You Wanna See A Dead Body?

Hey, Kid — You Wanna See A Dead Body?

[Note: I would advise starting the video from the 37 second mark to get to the juicy bits]

I think we all knew someone like this in high school. That one kid who would always wear an overcoat in the summer, and try to show you his collection of roadkill. You know, the guy who would try to pick up girls by telling them about all the knives he has in his trailer. If no one is coming to mind then you’re missing out. Nothing beats awkwardly eating lunch with a guy who’s really passionate about sharp objects.

Anyways, our old friend seems to be doing quite well for himself. He’s still got that knife fetish, but that’s easy to look past. At least he’s employed. I figured I’d see him on the wrong end of a police standoff someday, but being wrong can sometimes be an immense relief. If you ever bump into him, please for the love of god don’t tell him where I live. When I was a freshman I accidentally called his butterfly knife a switchblade, and I’ve been hiding from him ever since.

Ye Olde Diet Coke And Mentos

Ye Olde Diet Coke And Mentos

[Warning: The video gets quite loud for no apparent reason about halfway through]

I’m beginning to think that no one drinks diet Coke, they just use it to molest Mentos. Same goes for the Mentos. I can’t think of a single point in my life where I heard of someone actually eating Mentos. It simply hasn’t been done. I bet that no one here can tell me what Mentos really taste like. Now that I think of it, I have no idea what Mentos are to begin with. Are they mints? Are they candy? Are they even edible? Who knows — and who cares. I’m certainly not going to put myself at risk by eating one.