I can’t believe this is what passes for shuffling cards these days. Yes, he’s got a lot of flash, but he’s only shuffling a few cards at a time. I guess since he’s a wizard it doesn’t really matter that he doesn’t shuffle very well, he’ll just alakazam the cards to be whatever he wants.
You can tell he’s a wizard because he doesn’t seem to have any sort of grasp on the concept of physics. Gravity seems to escape him too. He’s probably got gravity escaping from every orifice.
I don’t know what could have possibly happened to make this guy so sad, but I’m sorry his loss.
If the video was in black and white and in French I would have assumed it was simply some garbage from La Nouvelle Vague and dismissed it immediately, but it’s obviously of the current times, so it demands my attention. Is he ashamed of his work? Is his wife sleeping with the milkman, and the mailman, and the garbage man, and the plumber, and the neighbor, and the other neighbor? Is his dog dead? There are so many things we may never know in our lifetime, but this weighs on me the heaviest.
Maybe they make him eat the food he cooks and that’s why he’s so depressed.
It’s absolutely staggering to think that my entire life has led up to this moment. I was born, raised, beaten, schooled, fed, and beaten again, all so I could eventually grow up and find this singular video. How extraordinary. I don’t know why I watched it. I don’t know why I feel compelled to write about it. I only know that I wasted fifteen seconds of my life on this drivel, so I’m going to make the best of it.
Man, Arnold Schwarzenegger really let himself go. He wasn’t exactly the most presentable person to begin with, but that didn’t stop him getting elected governator of California, twice. On closer inspection I think that might be the reanimated corpse of Bette Davis, but there’s no way I could possibly tell. Everyone over a certain age turns the consistency of a leather handbag, and probably can store just as much rubbish between the loose folds.