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Sometimes, There’s A Man…

Sometimes, There’s A Man…


… I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the dude who can back up his truck with a busted transmission. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in his Nissan Pathfinder. And even if he’s a lazy man — and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest to own a Nissan Pathfinder, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But — aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.

(Many thanks to our dear friend Charles Schneider for sending this one our way)

Updates From Hitler’s Lesser Known V-3 Paper Route Domination Plan

Updates From Hitler’s Lesser Known V-3 Paper Route Domination Plan

Dat dere’s a pulse jet. It doesn’t have any moving parts in it. It just eats fuel and air, and pukes propulsion. It’s the same sort of engine that der Fuhrer’s boys used to lob buzz bombs over the channel to inconvenience Londoners during the last World War.

Please not that while the technical sophistication of the apparatus appears low, operation of this apparatus is perfectly safe. The rider is wearing a necktie. Nothing bad can happen to you when you’re wearing a tie. That’s a fact.

(via our friends at Stipistop)