Kraftwerk would’ve loved this guy. Not only did Stephen here build his own synthesizer, he also built it out of regular kitchen stuff. He’s out-krafted the werk!
Now I only wanna listen to kitchen music. I’ve made up my mind. Don’t show me a song unless it was made in a kitchen. No other room in the house will cut it for me. I treat music like food now. You wouldn’t eat food that was cooked in the bathroom, would you?
Long-time honorary borderline sociopath, ElectroBoom, has done it again. He’s lived through another video. It’s a little known fact that ElectroBoom is the official electrician over here at the BSBFB headquarters. If you even use our bathroom, don’t use the sink. You’ll get a heck of a shock, and I really wouldn’t recommend it. Also, the light bulbs tend to explode a lot, but he’s cheap, cheerful, and he shows up on time. That’s all you should ever ask for from an electrician.
I may not be very good at math, or science, or reading comprehension, or anything like that, but I really want whatever job this guy has. You get to electrocute yourself and make YouTube videos. Usually I have to stick a fork in a socket to get a buzz, he gets to do it for fun. He makes his own little circuits so he doesn’t even have to use the regular old fork technique. He’s playing way past that. He’s even past sticking your thumbs in the breaker box. He takes self-electrocution to a whole new level. He does it for science. The closest I’ve ever gotten to doing something for science was when I had a mole removed and they sent it off for extensive testing. I hope they’re using it for cloning. Anything short of cloning would be an immense disappointment.
The progression of science just seems like such a noble cause. If they find me stuck in one of the snowy fields outside my house; tell them I did it for science. It’s a lot more romantic than getting lost on the way to the bathroom. Worst case scenario I can donate my organs to science — they’ll probably get more use out of them than I ever did.
I Wish These Guys Spoke English, So I Could Figure Out What The Hell They Were Trying To Accomplish
Two regular Enrico Infermis discover that sparklers have a piece of metal wire as their core. I love that they conduct their experiments on a carpeted floor. They’re currently (sorry) working on a cold fusion/warm beer experiment that should revolutionize garage life forever.