My name is ба́бушка, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of dancing that I learned over two seasons of of going to the best underground house music shows that Voronezh has to offer. It’s called ба́бушка Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to dance with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Courage. What makes a King out of a slave? Courage. What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage. What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? Courage. What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage. What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Courage. What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Courage.
Now that’s the sort of ingenuity I like to see. You get fresh air flowing through your hair, your car gets to where it needs to be, and you still have time to smoke a cig. I’m very impressed. If you don’t think that this is the most impressive display of Russian nonsense you’ve ever seen, you’re not allowed to be my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukFfIbyDzM
No, no, no, the background music is all wrong. You’re supposed to have O Fortuna playing in the background, or nothing at all. Jeesh, even the National Anthem of the USSR would have been acceptable. The organ really isn’t doing anything for me. There needs to be more shrieking and bellowing. Either that, or they need to go full 2001: A Space Odyssey. However, it’s recommended that you never go full 2001: A Space Odyssey.