‘Tis The Season
If the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys had a Mount Rushmore, I’d have to climb up it tomorrow and start chiseling these meatheads’ faces on it.
Are You Guys, Like, Pedro’s Cousins With All The Sweet Hook-Ups?
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Hey, If It’s Good Enough For James Bond, It’s Good Enough For Me
They Really Shouldn’t Bother With A Rear-View Mirror. Nothing’s Gonna Come At You From There
Anyone that asks about the gas mileage will be summarily flogged.
(Thanks to Arthur for sending that one along)