It’s All Downhill From Here
Dude! You were once in a Cadillac convertible with Ann Margaret! Since your life can’t possibly get any better than that, you’re doomed. You’ll keep keep trying to top it, of course, and fail miserably for the rest of your life.
Sucks to be you. The rest of us can live happily ever after, forever wishing we were once in a Cadillac convertible with Ann Margaret.