Great stuff. It’s just the sort of antics you can perfect when you have too much time on your hands. If you’re going to be hanging around parking lots, you might as well make use of all the pavement. When you watch videos like this one, it’s kinda sad to see so may empty playgrounds. If the BMX riders and skaters didn’t use the tennis courts and basketball courts, who would?
(Thanks to friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Look at that guy. He’s got it made. Nicholi Rogatkin is living the dream. He’s riding a bicycle for money.
Look at you, slaving away in your cubicle. You’re not riding a bicycle for money. You’re actually working. Well, not so much when you first get in. I know, traffic was pretty bad, and your iPhone alarm clock didn’t go off because you forgot to recharge it. Again. And even though you’re fashionably late, you gotta hit the break room. All the donuts will be scarfed in the first half hour, you just know it. Then you’ve got to hit the head, let’s be reasonable. And there’s no use pooping on your own time, so you’ve got to leave enough time for the entire sports section, with two courtesy flushes.
If I had a death wish, I’d answer the question, “Do these pants make my bum look big?” If I had a death wish, I’d answer the question, “What are you looking at?” If I had a death wish, I’d go back for seconds at the buffet on a cruise ship. …