He’s wearing a football helmet, but then again, the Saint Louis Rams don’t hit that hard.
The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys does not condone pestering animals. It’s OK to kill them and eat them, but annoying them isn’t cricket. However any form of mano a mano is a fair fight, even if they don’t have manos.
(Thanks to Friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Not Queen, not Duke, not Prince, or the artist formerly known as Prince, either.
See, it’s all in the ‘tude. You have to show the world who’s boss. Don’t let those white tail deer be frontin’ your bad self. Give them one of your patented snarls and show them what’s what and who’s who.
Not since The Black Knight stood astride the bridge in The Holy Grail and intoned, “None shall pass,” has anyone… er, anything guarded his turf against all comers like our intrepid mouflon here in the video.
(thanks to the likewise intrepid Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)
There’s no nervous laughter in this world that can compare to nervous assistant laughter.
Of course the operative word in this procedure, like so many other touchy situations, is calm. Keep Calm and Carry On, as they say. The true borderline sociopathic boy is calm — in a frantic sort of a way, of course. We’d calmly get that queen into the box, and calmly wait for all her minions to join her in there, calmly seal the box with lots of tape, calmly address the box to someone we don’t like, and then calmly drive to the Post Office and mail it.