The BSBFB Time Machine Operation Manual
The Borderline Sociopathic Blog for Boys Time Machine Operation Manual
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Part I: Traveling to the future
Go to the library.
Part II: Traveling to the past
Go to the track.
Repeat After Me: Andy Granatelli!
Go on, Say it. Andy Granatelli. I can’t hear you. ANDY GRANATELLI! It’s fun to say Andy Granatelli. I have never figured out exactly who Andy Granatelli was, or is, but I still walk around yelling ANDY GRANATELLI every chance I get.
This Thing Will Be Perfect if You’re Attacked by Doctor Loveless
Seriously, have we ever gotten over the cancellation of the Wild Wild West? I don’t think so.
They call it steampunk, but it’s just Wild Wild West fanfiction. Everybody wants to ride that train and wear a waistcoat that doesn’t reach your waist. Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock were just wan doppelgangers of Jim West and Artemus Gordon if you ask me. There was only one Prime Directive in Wild Wild West: come out blasting, and get chicks — and that’s the way we liked it. …
Hot, Deaf, Babes
They don’t make women like that anymore. They can sit there and smile, stand around and smile at the camera, and even point at things. What a time to be alive.