A Young Gentleman Is Never Ashamed To Be Seen With His Sister
Ah, life before public schools drugged anyone who acted vaguely male into a stupor.
You Don’t Know What I Got
Racing against a clock is fun, but nothing compares to lining up on a stripe, looking over at an opponent, and wondering if you can beat them in a race. Of course they’re looking at you the same way. As they Beach Boys sang in Little Deuce Coupe, “You don’t know what I got.”
Hot, Deaf, Babes
They don’t make women like that anymore. They can sit there and smile, stand around and smile at the camera, and even point at things. What a time to be alive.