You’ll Never Be Half the Man Your Mother Was
Yer mother wears army boots! Well, wrestling shoes. But my point stands.
Wrestling from the 1950s seems almost wholesome now, doesn’t it? You’ll see more action among the parents in the stands at any Little League game than between these two beldams. Mae Weston and Mildred Burke may have been one step from handing out tickets from a booth at the carnival, but they never had to sue anybody to suppress the release of their sex tapes. They might have been lady wrestlers, but they had more class than that.