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The Music is So Cool, Even the Desk is Gettin’ Jiggy With It

The Music is So Cool, Even the Desk is Gettin’ Jiggy With It

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9bk_QLvc_c

I used to live in a crowded apartment building, where I would blast my favorite Steely Dan records over the loudspeakers. I got similar results as this guy. The music was so loud the furniture was moving. You’d think this would bother the neighbors, but strangely, they never said anything about it. Eventually, I decided to do an experiment: how loud can I make the music before the neighbors complain? I’d turn up my speakers a little more every night, but still didn’t get any visitors. Finally, after five days of blasting Steely over the speakers, the landlord came over and said, “The other tenants are complaining that no matter how loudly they knock on your door, you never answer it.”

Forget Neck-Pillows, This is the Kind of Comfort I Crave

Forget Neck-Pillows, This is the Kind of Comfort I Crave

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The nice thing about this helmet-gizmo is you get a comfy head pillow after the accident. You’d be pretty wiped out after a turbulent ride, so a big pillow is just what you need. And this isn’t just for after the accident; you now have a head pillow you can use for a long time. I bought this helmet and deliberately crashed my bike just so I can have a decent pillow at night.

My doctor says I may not walk again and that I’m a complete dolt, but a man needs his sleep!

Van Halen Wishes They Were This Cool

Van Halen Wishes They Were This Cool

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I don’t recall the roads being as small as this traffic cone course. This is a big motorcycle, but the course is not regulation size for a road. What this course is actually for is to practice riding a motorbike inside a house. All you have to do is leave the door open and call 911. He’ll get there faster if you live in a ranch house; stairs slow him down.

We Get It, You Have Hands, We’re All Very Impressed

We Get It, You Have Hands, We’re All Very Impressed

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I’ve talked about handy men before, but now we have another breed of handy men. These men praise their hands. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a big fan of opposable thumbs and all that, but I think “Unus” here is making too big a deal out of them. He believes his hands are the best thing ever just because he can stand on them and spin some rings with them. I say forget the hands and let’s talk about your legs, which survived a ten foot drop! Shouldn’t you be more concerned about those? You just might be a superhero.