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Huh, I Don’t Remember This Episode of Star Trek

Huh, I Don’t Remember This Episode of Star Trek

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This reminds me of a disco band I used to play in back in the day: The Spanish Dancing Mongoose. We had a zither, accordion, and church organ in our band. We would tour Chicago (Kansas) and do disco covers of famous Beatles songs like “The Fool On The Hill” and “For No One.” We also played our own songs, too, and most of them were in Arabic scales. Our lyrics didn’t have any meaning, but we liked to use the word “ergo” a lot.

We held the Guinness world record for “Best Disco Band in the World.”

Block Planer Got the Redox Reactions Real Bad

Block Planer Got the Redox Reactions Real Bad

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I heard a rumor that Coca-Cola can be used to get rid of rust, and not too many people are keen on that from what I can gather. They are suddenly worried about what Coke can do to your insides if it can remove rust. What’ya think it’s gonna do? It’s gonna remove the rust from my insides, and I think that’s a good thing. No one would ever want rust inside them, right? Stop panicking and drink your rust retardant.

When You’re With Me, Baby the Skies Will Be 0000FF

When You’re With Me, Baby the Skies Will Be 0000FF

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Welcome to day 1 of our startup company, gentleman. What is our startup about? It’s about making things better in the world of technology. We are determined to expand upon the future of tech, as we are passionate about computer science and the world. We can do this!

Our first step is to gather a bunch of expensive hard drives and make a symphony orchestra out of them. Theoretically, we will magically have money after this.

Cars Don’t Get Hot in England so It’s All Good

Cars Don’t Get Hot in England so It’s All Good

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Interestingly, I wrote this same song back in the late 1960’s right after the Beatles released Let It Be. I figured this number was a perfect fit for them. I wasn’t too keen on their “Letter B, Letter B” song or whatever. Figured they needed something with a bit more pizzazz, so I mailed it to Mr. Sargent Pepper at Abbey Road Studios and waited for their response.

I heard through the grapevine that Paul and George went crazy for it. Sadly, John rejected the song for being too lighthearted. Completely broke up the band, it did.