It can be any car you want it to be? Even an imaginary car? How about a car with windshield washers that don’t spray over the roof? How about a car that doesn’t need $450 to replace a headlight bulb? How about a car that won’t let your girlfriend change the side mirror settings to “hammerhead shark vision?” How about a car that can hold more than one body in the trunk?

Um, on that last one, I’m asking for a friend.