Now there’s a record that will stand — or more likely sit quietly in a barcalounger in the activity room — for a long time. Dude is 95, and decides to give scuba diving a go. The Guinness Book of World Records has gotten a little strange lately, introducing records that no one cared about in the first place. Most uncooked spaghetti strands in a single nostril. Most Lady Pac Man machines oiled in a two week period. Most ant farm foreclosures. But our antedeluvian diver is legit. A 95-year-old diver is indeed a notable thing. God rest you merry gentleman. Now on to the hang gliding!