I Love the Smell of Nitrogen In the Morning
Frostbite is a small price to pay for mild Intertunnel fame. You can regrow skin, but you can’t regrow YouTube views. Wearing gloves would ruin the whole chill introductory college course vibe. Being cool is easy when all you have to do is drip liquid nitrogen on your hands. It completely takes out the need for cool props like shutter shades or leather pants. Frosty.
Five million views is nothing to sniff at. I’ve seen people sacrifice body parts for less. If anything this guy got off easy. The next echelon of views can only be achieved if their video also had a baby falling down or someone getting hit in the jewels. The innertunnel runs off of the misfortune of others, and pictures of cats. The BSBFB runs on Ovaltine. In the long run I think we’re much better off.