Dude totally rocks. He rules. You wish he’d renovate your house. Or demolish it. Either one. Both. Whatever. I don’t think you get any say in the matter. You just hire him, and stand back. Dude does his thing. You’re just supposed to be glad he’s doing it for you, instead of against you.

Or maybe I have it all wrong. Maybe nobody hires this dude. He’s like Batman. He just shows up whenever he senses trouble, and does what needs doin’. Of course, like Batman, he decides what needs doing. If he decides your house is evil, he’s got to subdue it. Whip it into shape. Bring it over to the side of the good and the true. Just don’t expect him to wear a hardhat while he does it.