Honestly, I don’t understand NASCAR. They put governors on the engines to keep them from going too fast. Too fast? They’re unclear on the concept. This guy gets it. It’s supposed to go too fast. Wicked fast. Hella fast. You’re supposed to get into trouble for bombing around on it. You’re not supposed to survive a crash. You’re not supposed to crash, but that’s beside the point.

NASCAR should disband, and all the mechanics should build go karts in their garages with whatever they have handy in there, a MIG welder, and a riding mower engine. Then the drivers should race around school parking lots or in circles around supermarket dumpster corrals. I’d watch that. I guess there’s insufficient area for all the advertising stickers, so it’ll never happen.