Step 1: Find an airplane. It doesn’t have to be a fancy airplane. Any airplane will do. As long as it can achieve flight and land, you should be fine. Avoid airplanes that don’t have wings — those are usually called cars, and they’re not supposed to leave the ground.

Step 2: Learn how to fly an airplane. This might not seem necessary, but it’s a neat trick nonetheless. You can impress girls by showing them your pilot’s license, whereas most men can only impress girls by showing them a driver’s license.

Step 3: Commandeer an airplane. This is the most important, and most difficult, part of our simple 4-step plan. Most people can’t afford to own a plane of their own, so you might need to steal one. If you get caught, tell the police that you were doing it to impress girls. Believe me, they’ll understand. Cops are bros.

Step 4: Take your friends on a pant-soiling adventure.

It’s so easy when you know how.