I’ve always wondered what football players were saying on the sidelines in between bouts of smacking their heads together and rolling around on the ground. I assume that what they actually say is no less absurd and incomprehensible than what the video shows. If they were all good public speakers, and could coherently string sentences together, there’s a good chance they wouldn’t be professional football players. They’d be off doing something infinitely more productive and making infinitely less money. As with most things in life, it pays to receive catastrophic daily head trauma.