I have a sneaking suspicion that they’re speaking English, but I really couldn’t tell you. After a while all the words strung together just turned into a single tone, and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone completely deaf in at least one of my several ears. I can still feel the vibrations from their speaking inside my head, but I have no way to decipher what the hell they’re on about. They seem to be angry about something, but it’s hard to tell. Maybe that’s just how they talk.
Since they seem to be on the Scottish version of Maury I’m guess that one of them likes leaving iceberg lettuce in the other’s bed, or perhaps they’re having a minor disagreement about who gets to use the TV on weekdays. I’m going to need a translator to get any more information, so that’s really the best I can do at the moment.