I’m glad to see that our Norwegian correspondent has finally broken free from his ice floe long enough to post a video. He’s one of our best men, so I’m glad that he’s active, and bathing, again. Norwegians get a bit weird if they aren’t exposed to snow for a long period of time.
A Norwegian without snow is like a fish without water or a blow to the groin without massive testicular swelling; it’s depressing to say the least. It’s even worse when a Norwegian goes without snow because they start forming bands and burning down churches, which might be bit of an overreaction, but I can’t fault them for that.
Although — there’s never an excuse for forming a band. Starting a band should be punishable by whipping.