I’m referring to what comes out of your radio, of course. Only solid gold emanates from my radio, and I’m not going to tell you the station. It’s a secret I’ve been sworn to protect, and I’m not going to let anyone get their grubby hands on it. You might as well try to tune into 108.5 for all the good it’ll do you. I’m going to throw a really sweet party, and have the best radio station on Earth playing, and no one is invited.
(Many thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending this one along)