This kid has got a lot of heart. He knows that something is amiss but he powers on through. He’s made his decision and he’ll stick by it. There’s no point in giving up now, this is the sort of thing that comes back to haunt you. Like income taxes or a dead relative hovering over your bed, the unfinished onion will be in his dreams for weeks if not properly taken care of.

I’m sure that we don’t have to worry, he looks well on his way to finishing. With one heroic bite after another he’ll be done before you can say halitosis. Then he can go back to his playpen and feel utterly confident that he has achieved more than many men ever will.

Zesty.