If God Were A Lumberjack, He’d Get Pointers From This Guy

If God Were A Lumberjack, He’d Get Pointers From This Guy

I’m a veteran of the YouTube Wars. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack spam on fire in the comments at Freddie Wong’s. I watched Russian Dashcam wrecks glitter in the dark near the Wimp.com Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Numa Numa dance remixes, or tears in rain.

Like I said, I’ve seen most everything. But I’ve never seen a lumberjack that healed one of his patients. Must be a tree surgeon.

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  1. Perhaps he’s also a replicant.

    This fills my head with memories of logging stunts from my boyhood. Not my own, of course. But there is a constellation of great men in those memories. One who left me, went to a national competition, and came back with the blue ribbon. He had fallen a tree within an inch of the flag he put down – ie: the crown was an inch from the flag. Not as trick as this, but at any rate do not tell me logging is artless. That would just be ugly.

    Take care.

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