You should know me pretty well by now. I’ve been writing on this webpage since forever. If you’ve been paying attention, even a little bit, you’d know that there’s no way I’d want one of these.

No, I don’t want one of these. I want more than one of these. I want, very badly, to have a squadron of these. A flotte of these. An entire air force of these. I want to start a navy, too, and build aircraft carriers to launch even more of these. I want to build a replica White House, just so I can appoint a Secretary of War and tell him to buy more of these, every day. And get out of here with that “Secretary of Defense” nonsense. It’s War, capital W war, red in tooth and claw, buddy.

No, I do not want one of these.

[Thanks to our friend Gerard at American Digest, who no doubt wants two of these, for sending that along]