Please stop doing this. I’m begging now. It makes my hair hurt to see it. I gets dem willies every time I see this sort of thing. It makes my poop itch. I wish you’d join the circus and put your head into rabid tiger with a toothache’s mouth instead. You know, something safe. You’re killing me.

I’m so shook up after watching that video that I get the urge to hide under my bed, but my bedroom is on the second floor and that’s still too high. I want to go down to the basement and start digging until the acrophobia calms down, but after a few hours of furious shoveling I always realize all I’m doing is getting higher in China.  Then it’s panic mode, I’m tellin’ ya.

Please stop making me post these videos. I’m pleading with you. Stop me before I post again. 

[ Hey Gerard at American Digest, please stop sending me videos with people on ledges. And don’t blame me if I use them. I have to post them because reasons]