If you tell me you’ve played Madden Football and never done this, you’re lying.

If you tell me you’ve never put yourself on one of the teams, you’re lying. If you’re telling me you’ve never named the offensive linemen after fat guys you know, you’re lying. If you tell me you’ve  never tried to make an entire Madden team out of nothing but white guys, you’re lying. If you tell me you succeeded in making an entire Madden team out of white guys, and didn’t have to use really bad safeties as your cornerbacks, too, you’re lying. If you try to tell me you’ve never made an entire Madden team out of only guys named Johnson, you’re lying. If you tell me you’ve never tried to make an entire Madden team out of guys with apostrophes in the middle of their names, you’re lying. If you’re trying to tell me you made your own player in Madden, and he wasn’t a three-hundred pound sprinter, you’re lying.

And if you try to tell me that your first reaction when seeing the little Broncos on the screen above wasn’t, “Oh look, an entire team of Wes Welkers,” you’re lying.

Breaking Madden

[Update: Apparently the video was much, much too optimistic about the Broncos’ chances]