It’s very simple. If these sorts of shenanigans annoy you, there’s a cure. Saying, “Kids these days,” is not going to cut any ice. Calling the cops doesn’t work; these are human jackrabbits. Putting up chainlink fences to keep them out just expands the menu of near-crash stunts they can conjure up.

We could, you know, stop making every urban and suburban area into a dystopian concrete and pavement nightmare. If it wasn’t for graffiti and roadrash smears from skateboarding and BMX-riding stunts gone bad, there’d be no evidence of human life anywhere.

[Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. I hear he’s got a BB gun for just such occasions]