It’s very simple. If these sorts of shenanigans annoy you, there’s a cure. Saying, “Kids these days,” is not going to cut any ice. Calling the cops doesn’t work; these are human jackrabbits. Putting up chainlink fences to keep them out just expands the menu of near-crash stunts they can conjure up.
We could, you know, stop making every urban and suburban area into a dystopian concrete and pavement nightmare. If it wasn’t for graffiti and roadrash smears from skateboarding and BMX-riding stunts gone bad, there’d be no evidence of human life anywhere.
[Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. I hear he’s got a BB gun for just such occasions]
2 thoughts on “Noble Savage”
Huh. I’m guessing this guy doesn’t bother with tattoos. The daily accumulation of contusions would serve just as well…
I’m pretty sure he won’t be passing along dna to the next generation
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