Smoking Kills, Especially If The Excavator Operator Sneezes
This is what construction workers do to pass the time at a job where things are only flammable. Now imagine them over at Fukushima. Hey, man, watch me light my cigarette with this busted control rod! Look, I put reactor water in my thermos and use it for a nightlight! I went swimming in a retention pond, and now I make Spiderman look normal!
And no matter what, you just know that on top of asking his friend, “Got a light?”, he bummed that cigarette, too.
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Not quite as good as Oppenheimer lighting his cigarette with an atom bomb, but not bad.
(I must admit I was hoping for a big boom at the end.)
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