This is what construction workers do to pass the time at a job where things are only flammable. Now imagine them over at Fukushima. Hey, man, watch me light my cigarette with this busted control rod! Look, I put reactor water in my thermos and use it for a nightlight! I went swimming in a retention pond, and now I make Spiderman look normal!
And no matter what, you just know that on top of asking his friend, “Got a light?”, he bummed that cigarette, too.