Things don’t always go your way. You can’t have your cake, and eat it, too.You want this or that, but you realize that people in Hell would like a glass of icewater, and neither of you is likely to be accomodated. You pray for things to happen, and then shake your puny fist at the universe when you realize prayer isn’t a candy machine that requires nothing but the pull of a lever.

But you and I can rest easy today, my friends. We can be contented. For once in our lives, the surety of our wishes being granted is total. There is no way that we can be disappointed. Because there’s a one hundred and fifty percent chance that this moron is eventually going to kiss a bus.

As far as the soundtrack goes, it’s just gravy to know that all “rap artists” eventually die in a hail of gunfire, visited on them from one of their colleagues. Today, my friends, we’re double-dipping at the wellspring of schadenfreude. Enjoy.