Good news, everyone! Videos like these demonstrate why the Social Security Trust Fund is no longer in danger of running out of money, because there’s no way in hell that the next generation will live to collect it. Half of them will die of diabetes and heart attacks before they’re forty from doing nothing but watching YouTube videos all day while eating nothing but Beefaroni from the can, Pringles, and washing it down with Mountain Dew; and the other half will be burned to death while making YouTube videos for the first half to watch.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. The BSBFB is grateful that he turned down the gig as Spinal Tap’s drummer back in the eighties to concentrate on his career as a Salvation Army musical director)