Look, I hate to break it to you, but there was only one Star Trek. It had Shatner rolling through the universe and barking out his lines in a sort of morse code. The rest was conversation, and not a very interesting one at that. It was cheesy and plenty of fun, like most things made for TV in the sixties.

Well, in this hurry-up world of ours, the properly culturally astute person has to brush up on their Trek dreck from time to time. Don’t wanna get caught confusing the Catullans with the Iotians and giving the dreadful Star Wars tribes any ammo about who’s more important. We’re here to help. So here’s all 56 episodes of the real deal Star Trek, all at the same time.

You’re welcome. Live longer and prosper.