Big Whoop. The Drunken Clown We Hired For The Toddler’s Birthday Party Took Longer To Inflate A Balloon, But He Was Less Amusing
Of course the largest Rube Goldberg machine in history is the Internal Revenue Service, but it’s hard to give them a trophy, so they’re giving it to these guys and dolls at Purdue, who’ve made a three-hundred step behemoth to pop a balloon.