Worst. Carnival Ride. Ever.

Worst. Carnival Ride. Ever.


Let’s face facts: Robots are cool. You can be the biggest dweeb in the world, but mention you work on the “R” word, and chicks will be all over you. Robots are chick magnets. Well, they might be magnetic, I don’t know, I don’t make robots. They look vaguely magnetic. This one is financed by DARPA. That’s the cool military thingie that wastes money on laser beams and death rays and stuff like that instead of on $500 hammers and $1000 toilet seats. Those sorts of things aren’t going to get you any chicks like a robot will. Well, the $1000 toilet seat might, if it was heated and you remembered to leave it down and not sprinkle it.

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