The Greatest Sport In The History Of Organized Pointless Activity
The Borderline Boy plays the game.Any game. It there’s a competition, he’s in it. Records are there to be broken; scoffed at first, then broken. Here’s the ultimate manifestation of our art, our science, our sacred duty to never get caught looking. Wiffle ball!
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I assume that the Borderline Boy would also never admit that that type of behavior may result in two cortisone injections in the last month. Not that it happened or anything, just sayin’…
To continue the hypothetical point, a word of advice: Don’t try to impress a 6 year old with something you could do 25 years ago; you bore the six year old, embarrass your wife, and tear your rotator cuff.
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