All you have to do is put that man on the ground, or better still, just take the ball away from him. There’s eleven of you and only one of him. How hard can it be?

The sportswriters and the Intertunnel Comment Shakespeares all said that the NFL is a joke to allow a crummy team to take up a precious playoff spot when all they do is stumble to a Division title in a joke of a Division. I agree. Why do we let the Indianapolis Colts play in the playoffs year after year for winning the AFC South, anyway?